Wacky Moose Kombucha 

Rhubarb + vanilla

A harmonious blend of tart rhubarb and sweet vanilla. This kombucha is a delicate balance of flavors, with the tangy kick of rhubarb gracefully complemented by the smooth sweetness of vanilla. It's a unique and refreshing twist on kombucha that offers a delightful journey for your taste buds with every sip.


The Wacky Mortimer 𐂂

In the heart of the whimsical Enchanted Forest, a wacky moose named Mortimer roamed freely. Unlike his fellow forest inhabitants, Mortimer had a penchant for trying out bizarre experiments and concoctions. He was known to stir up a bit of chaos with his wacky ideas, but he had a heart of gold and a spirit of adventure that couldn't be contained.

One sunny morning, Mortimer was wandering near the edge of a sparkling river when he stumbled upon a curious sight: a patch of vibrant rhubarb and a grove of fragrant vanilla beans growing side by side. Mortimer's eyes lit up with excitement as he envisioned a new experiment brewing in his mind.

With his characteristic enthusiasm, Mortimer set to work. He gathered the rhubarb and vanilla beans, fashioning makeshift tools from twigs and leaves. Mortimer had an idea that would combine the tangy taste of rhubarb with the sweet aroma of vanilla in a unique and refreshing way - a rhubarb and vanilla kombucha!

Mortimer mixed and stirred, his antlers adorned with twined vines, creating a magical brew that bubbled and fizzed. He added a touch of Enchanted Forest honey for sweetness and a sprinkle of pixie dust for that extra sparkle. As the concoction bubbled away, Mortimer danced around with wild abandon, his hooves tapping out a rhythm on the forest floor.

But in his wacky excitement, Mortimer accidentally knocked over a jar of enchanted water from a nearby stream, which promptly spilled into the brew. Mortimer gasped as the brew transformed before his eyes, shimmering with an otherworldly glow. Unbeknownst to him, the enchanted water added an unexpected twist to his kombucha.

Undeterred, Mortimer bottled his creation and left it to ferment, his heart full of anticipation. After a few days, Mortimer nervously uncorked a bottle, releasing a burst of effervescent aroma that mingled the earthy scent of rhubarb with the comforting notes of vanilla.

Taking a cautious sip, Mortimer's eyes widened in amazement. The accidental addition of enchanted water had turned his wacky experiment into something truly extraordinary. The rhubarb and vanilla kombucha had a magical quality that tingled on the tongue and brought a sense of enchantment to anyone who drank it.

Word spread quickly through the Enchanted Forest about Mortimer's creation. Creatures from all corners of the forest flocked to taste his wondrous elixir. Mortimer became a local legend, known as the wacky moose with the golden touch.

And so, Mortimer the wacky moose continued to roam the Enchanted Forest, creating whimsical concoctions and spreading joy with his unique creations.

His accidental rhubarb and vanilla kombucha remained a favorite among the forest inhabitants, a reminder that sometimes, the most magical things can come from the most unexpected experiments.